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The underground world of the hard rock miner is rarely seen by “outsiders.” [Old Hundred Gold Mine Tour, Silverton, Colorado] Now you, too, can go “on shift” and see the earth from the inside out. A one hour guided tour takes you 1/3 mile into Galena Mountain where you follow the vein and learn how mining was done. The Old Hundred ™ is the only mine tour where you get to see and experience operating mining equipment in a real mine setting.

Outside, the awesome scenery is worth the visit. Located in Cunningham Gulch just minutes from historic Silverton and easily accessible by car or RV, wildlife and natural wonders abound. Beaver and brook trout can be seen in the ponds below the mine, and elk, deer, and bear are sometimes seen. Spectacular waterfalls cascade down the cliffs from the alpine basins above you. In mid­summer wildflowers dot the slopes and in fall the hills turn “gold” with the brilliant aspen trees.

The Old Hundred ™ is a great family value, too. Gold panning is FREE with the purchase of a tour ticket. Our miner’s sluice box is “salted” with the real thing so we’re sure you’ll find some “colors.”

No wonder the Old Hundred ™ Gold Mine Tour has been recommended by the New York Times, the Denver Post, Family Fun magazine, Rock & Gem magazine, “Colorado Getaways” television show, and automobile club guides in the U.S. and Europe.
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The word around Colorado and New Mexico is SNOW and the phrase is "better late than never"! The last days of February have brought southern Colorado and northern New Mexico increases in snowfall ranging from 6 to 50 inches. Wolf Creek Ski Area near Pagosa Springs, Colorado took on another 50 inches of snow and Taos, New Mexico has jumped from 75 inches to 118 since our last newsletter. It's a relief to an area that has been plagued with drought and ski areas are welcoming the new installment of the fluffy white stuff, which has arrived just in time for spring break skiers. See the ski update below for a more detailed report of current ski area totals.

Experts say that it will take a lot more then just a few good storms to recover from the dry spell which has plagued the southwestern United states. It could take as many as three years worth of good, consistent, moisture producing storms to recover the water levels in area reservoirs and replenish what has been lacking. Perhaps this is the beginning of drought relief.

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Durango, Co March 3-9 2003 -Durango Film Festival The juried festival will offer independent feature films, documentaries, animated films, shorts, and new media works. In addition, the festival will present educational salons and panel discussions, and host a variety of parties and receptions. www.durangofilmfestival.com

Farmington, NM March 7, 2003 -Bar D Wranglers Bar D Wranglers at the Farmington Civic Center in Farmington, NM. 7:30 PM Contact: Farmington Chamber 505 599-1148

Durango, CO March 7, 2003 -The DCS Remembers! The Durango Choral Society remembers the Durango Children's Chorale 20th Anniversary. Hear the DCC's musical performance planned for Lincoln Center NYC. Old favorites--Brubeck to Bach, and Children's Chorale alumni. 7:00 pm. Community Concert Hall.

Moab, UT March 7 - 10, 2003 -Skinny Tire fest - All over Moab. A four-day festival of supported road bike rides for all levels in Moab's beautiful canyon country. phone: 435-259-7882 or visit http://www.skinnytirefestival.com

Farmington, NM March 7, 2003 -YESTERDAY: A TRIBUTE TO THE BEATLES 7:00 p.m. at the San Juan College Henderson Fine Arts Center Performance Hall. 505-566-3430

Crested Butte, CO March 10, 2003 -The Glenn Miller Orchestra Crested Butte Center for the Arts.

Bernalillo, NM March 13, 2003 -The B-52's live, Santa Ana Casino in Bernalillo, NM

Cortez, CO March 13, 14, 15, 2003 - 4 States Ag Expo Fun and educational for the whole family. Booths, games, agricultural and ranch related demonstrations. Montezuma County Fairgrounds.

Durango, CO March 15, 2003 - 1st Annual Durango St. Patricks Day Parade! Saturday, March 15th, 2003 at 10:00AM on Main Avenue in Durango

Las Cruces, NM March 15-16, 2003 -Nostalgia Club Antique & Collectible Show Spring 2003, Dickerson's Event Center, 3920 W. Picacho Avenue. Saturday 9 am - 4 pm, Sunday 10 am - 3 pm. 80 dealers from five state offer items for sale. Free Appraisals. 505-526-1600/505-56-8624

Crested Butte, CO March 22, 2003 -Crested Butte Reel Fest 6- 10 PM at Crested Butte Center for the Arts. Contact 970-349-7487 or visit www.crestedbuttereelfest.com

Bloomfield, NM March 21-23, 2003 -Steel Tip dart Tournament, Open to all players, total purse awarded - $6,400, 12 events during the weekend at Sunray Park & Casino, Bloomfield, NM at (505) 632-0895

Aztec, NM March 21-23, 2003 -UFO symposium, invites investigation of UFO, alien & cover-up stories, & initiates discussions on the UFO Alien phenomenon that permeates our culture. Aztec Civic Center 505 334-9890

Crested Butte, CO March 31, 2003 -KEB MO in Concert at Crested Butte Center for the Arts. Grammy award winner Keb Mo presents his acoustic style of blending blues, jazz folk and pop, Don't miss this one! Contact 970-349-7487 or visit http://www.visitcrestedbutte.com/cftarts/

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Spring Break will be here before you know it, and Steamboat has plenty of activities that are perfect for kids and families.

Here are a few ideas:

Shop, eat & play. Stroll through the downtown and mountain village stores for souvenirs and stuffed animals. Make your own stuffed teddy bear at the Rocky Mountain Bear Factory (970.871.6053, 511 Lincoln Avenue). Test your skills at the arcade in Toys in the Attic (970.871.7950, 1585 Mid Valley Drive). Many of Steamboat's restaurants also offer children's menus.

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Off the Beaten Path was highlighted in this month's 5280 Magazine, as the perfect place to getaway in Steamboat Springs. Here's what the magazine had to say, "Part bookstore, part coffeehouse, and part bakery/cafe, Off the Beaten Path offers two floors of nooks, crannies, and wonderfully illustrated floorboards to transport you to the soothing world of books. Then there's the coffee. Oh, and the paninis. For all the right reasons, this spot is the perfect getaway from your getaway." Visit them at 56 7th Street, or online www.skitownbooks.com

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Severe AMS presents as an increase in the severity of the aforementioned symptoms, including shortness of breath at rest, inability to walk, decreasing mental status, and fluid buildup in the lungs. Severe AMS requires immediate descent to lower altitudes (2,000 - 4,000 feet [610-1,220 meters]).

There are two other severe forms of altitude illness, High Altitude Cerebral Edema (HACE) and High Altitude Pulmonary Edema (HAPE). Both of these happen less frequently, especially to those who are properly acclimatized. When they do occur, it is usually with people going too high too fast or going very high and staying there. The lack of oxygen results in leakage of fluid through the capillary walls into either the lungs or the brain. High Altitude Pulmonary Edema (HAPE)

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In the spring of 1997, Senior Editor, Professor Ian Stewart, met with "Mr. Sea" (real name known but withheld) to discuss what he has learned first-hand about the coming persecution at the hands of the New World Order operatives. With a seven-inch thick portfolio filled with photographs, news articles, correspondence, etc., Mr. Sea revealed disturbing information about New World Order efforts to destroy and enslave America. The following are some of Mr. Sea‘s comments. But first, let's take a look at the man who made the comments.

Mr. Sea, a committed Christian, is a former inspector for the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Department of Defense, with 31 years of federal service in the military, nine with the Department of Defense, including two years with the Air Staff. He’s a holder of the Bronze Star, the Purple Heart, the Defense Meritorious Service Medal, three awards of the Joint Service Medal, all of the Vietnamese awards, as well as the Joint Meritorious Unit Medal. When he retired a few years ago, he was awarded the Secretary of Defense Civilian Service Medal. He’s been around the world, to 31 countries on four continents, and speaks five languages. Mr. Sea spoke of the coming American Holocaust of the Government’s plans for dealing with the non-New World Orderites. He spoke of the infrastructure that has already been set up to incarcerate and execute Americans, and the locations of the facilities that will be used for these purposes, all with photographs, leaving little to the imagination.

"The infrastructure is set up. There are at least 130 concentration camps — quietly modified facilities which have sprung up and continue to spring up across the country, seemingly devoid of activity, yet requiring strange accoutrements such as barbed wire-topped fencing (with the tops turned inward) and helicopter wind socks. Most have good logistical supportability, with major highways and railroad transport facilities adjacent to the sites.

"These facilities, many in remote areas across our country, are set up to become concentration/detention camps, complete with gas chambers, for resisters and dissidents. Generally speaking, they’re set up for dissenters who will not go along with the New World Order. The ‘resisters’ are gun owners who refuse to give up their weapons; the ‘dissidents’ are Christians, Patriots and Constitutionalists. These camps are set up. I’ve seen many of them.

"On August 6, 1994, I toured the Amtrak Railcar Repair Facility at Beech Grove, Indianapolis, Indiana. There are at least ten maintenance barns at this facility, covering 129 acres, with two separate fences with the tops leaning inward. The windows of several buildings have been bricked up. Hence, you have three levels of security for Amtrak repair barns! There are three helicopter 25-knot aviation wind socks (which aren’t the correct ones to use for chemical spills which require 10-knot wind socks). There are high security NSA-style people turnstiles, and high intensity/security lighting for 24-hour operation. The box car (gas chamber) building fence is marked with special ‘RED/BLUE Zone’ signs [visible in the photo ]. This corresponds to the ‘mission’ of the RED/BLUE Lists which surfaced in June and July of 1996. Under martial law, this will become a death camp. They’re only going to handle category one and two (RED and BLUE) people there. This box car facility will be used for execution.

"One of the barns is large enough to put four box cars into. There are powered vents on the top of the barn to vent the gas out of the building after the box cars have been fumigated. All of the buildings have newly installed six-inch gas pipes and furnaces installed in all ‘railroad barns.’ Since the photo [below] was taken in August 1994, FEMA has allocated $6 million to make the walls and roofs of the buildings ‘airtight’ (see article below). Under martial law, this facility could be immediately used as an SS-style ‘termination’ gas chamber.

"On January 27, 1995, The Indianapolis News ran an article titled, ‘Amtrak Lays off 212 at Beech Grove: 170 Lose Jobs at Maintenance Center Today.’ Why perform $6 million worth of renovations, and then lay off 212 people? Because the people doing the final executions will not be Americans. Thus, the ‘slots’ of the 212 will be filled with non-Americans. They’ll hire foreigners for this ‘cappo’ task. Cappo (‘chief’ in Italian) was the title of the trustee prisoners who actually killed many Jews for the SS butchers at Dachau, and at other Nazi crematoria across Europe. The news article also said, ‘...hopes the yard may be able to solicit work repairing private train cars, and perhaps subway cars from Washington, DC, or other urban areas. ’ The repairing of private trains is a dead giveaway to death cars! The article went on to say, ‘Late last year, Congress ordered Amtrak to spend at least $5.9 million patching holes in the roof and fixing masonry on the walls of the giant machine sheds at Beech Grove.’ These buildings have been ‘sealed.’ They’re airtight. The facility is constructed to allow gas to be blown into all the buildings via the newly installed, two-story, not air heating furnaces."

Next, Mr. Sea elaborated on the two categories the RED and BLUE Lists, and what they mean: "The RED List is for pick-up and execution before unobtrusive preparations for martial law are initiated. The BLUE List is also for execution, but at a later date — within six weeks of martial law declaration. There are no ‘re-education’ plans for either category — just execution. When you get picked up on a RED pick-up, they’ll take you from your home at night — probably around 4 a.m. — and put you in a black van, then drive you to a helicopter waiting to fly you to an intermediate point. There, you’ll be loaded onto a big 64-passenger CH-47 Chinook helicopter=97all black, unmarked and illegally operating under the Treaty on Open Skies. Then they’ll fly you to one of 38 cities where you’ll board a 747, 737, or 727. "You may be taken straight to a temporary detention facility. When you’re RED listed, you’ll be taken to a red camp. Then you’ll be executed.

"At some point, martial law will be declared. (Martial law is when the writ of Habeas Corpus — to have a trial by jury — is suspended. Instead, of going to the judge, you go straight to jail for a limited time,) I suspect there will be a major outage, or some other crisis which will be the reason to declare martial law. At this point, the BLUE listed people will be picked up. At that time, the country will be regionalized into ten regions, which are already designated by FEMA. Be advised that it has been proven (in Wyoming and at least one other location) that the black choppers have state-of-the-art radio (RF) frequency wideband jammers, and can jam cell phones and CBs while they’re executing black operations missions (i.e., in your area). This means that your cell phone could be jammed just before and/or during any action against you.

"In June of 1996, an FBI agent got hold of the Region Three BLUE List (from a CIA agent), and found his own name on it, and those of several others he knew in Virginia. The Regional BLUE List stated that the names on the BLUE List would be picked up ‘within six weeks of the actual martial law declaration.’ This parallels the Nazi RED/BLUE List policy almost to the letter. The parallel Nazi plan was published by Heinz Hohne in his 1966 book, The Story of the Nazi SS: The Order of the Death’s Head. (I’ve read this book and sent it to Jack McLamb.)

"People say, ‘It won’t work.’ But it will work if the 300,000 Soviet troops which are ALREADY HERE can get the guns. The name of the game is to blackball the people to get the guns...make the militia look bad, make guns look bad, make everybody give up their guns. Once they get your gun, they’ve got you, UNLESS you’ve got the angel of the Lord at your door. If you’ve got the angel of the Lord out there protecting you, it’s another story.

"The ones doing all of this are operating out of the highest places in the Federal Government. They’re cooperating with ‘spirit guides and mediums’ and using astrology and numerology. The spirit guides are telling them what to do, and the entire thing is being orchestrated at the highest spiritual levels. Every base has been covered. They’ve thought of everything. If you notice, they often do things on the 13th of the month. Mr. Clinton does a lot of things on the 13th.

"Who will be doing the actual picking up? Foreign ‘cops’ (United Nations Internal Security Forces). Over 30 foreign military bases under the United Nations flag are already set up in the US., all with the approval of special appointees in high Federal positions. These bases are already manned with over ONE MILLION troops from Russia, Poland, Germany, Belgium, Turkey, Great Britain, Nicaragua, and Asian countries. Why are they here? Because unlike our own troops —many of which along with the Guard and Reserve of 24 states are being deployed overseas — will have no qualms about firing on U.S. citizens when the time comes. There are more than 2,000 Russian tanks, military trucks and chemical warfare vehicles just outside Gulfport, Mississippi. They began arriving in January of 1994. There are 180 foreign troops at Fort Reilly which was confirmed to me by a Brigadier General. There are 300 who came into the Birmingham, Alabama airport on a big white Russian cargo plane on December 13, 1995. As of 1995, there were 10,000 plus foreign troops at Fort Chafee, Arkansas reportedly making preparations for 20,000 ‘detainees.’ This is going on all over the country. German troops are known to be at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico, Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio, and Fort Hood, Texas. Chinese troops are known to be at the Long Beach Naval Station in California. There’s not going to be some future event when the invading troops are going to show up. They’re already here! When martial law is implemented, these foreign U.N. troops will be policing our country, carrying out the plans of the New World Order.

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Dear Mr. EX-President....
Submitted By: John Valdez ~ Raton, NM

One thing you folks have to understand.....John is not a Republican........just a fair, open minded and very honest person!

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag".

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

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If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on.

God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen

PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.

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If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff-and, this is all perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her? How many people can YOU send this to?

Folks, contact all your state and federal representatives, and make your displeasure known about the lifetime salaries and pensions, Congressman, senators and presidential personal receive. Make it know the fact that "we the people" have to work a lifetime for only a partial retirement! They are not entitled to full pensions of their salaries! As a matter of fact, they are not entitled to any pension with only 2 - 4 years of service! Their pension should be prorarted according to the number of years service! Just like us, the common people!

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Linux Note: When downloading a linux .tar/ .gz or .rpm file, It is sometimes necessary to hold down the shift key while clicking on the file you want to download.

To do this, run Microsoft Internet Explorer and choose File|Import and Export. When the Import/Export wizard opens, click Next. Select Export Favorites and click Next. You can now select a folder or the entire Favorites folder and click Next.

Since IE will most likely find the correct location for your Netscape Bookmarks, all you have to do is click Next again. When asked if you want to replace the Bookmark file, click Yes. Now, click Finish and your Netscape Bookmarks will match your IE Favorites

CURL UP AND DIE........

• I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
  Melinda Lowe,
  39, Seguin TX

TIP: Potato Tip
Serve whipped potatoes instead of mashed. Most people enjoy this smoother, lighter preparation. After boiling the peeled potatoes, place them in a mixer's bowl. Add butter, milk and salt (and white pepper). Carefully run the mixer while the potatoes are still warm. Whip until almost creamy. Serve with butter or gravy.

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Compliments of: Tom & Donna Pudelski, Valley View, Ohio
Jerk-Style Seasoning Blend: Servings...?
When grilling, liberally sprinkle this seasoning on pork, chicken or fish.

Makes about 3/4 cup

• 2 Tablespoons Garlic, granulated
• 1 Tablespoon Onion powder
• 3 Tablespoons Salt
• 1 1/2 Tablespoons Black pepper
• 3 tablespoons Chili powder
• 2 Tablespoons Ground ginger
• 2 teaspoons Allspice
• 1 teaspoon Cinnamon
• 1 Tablespoon Cayenne pepper
• 1 1/2 teaspoon Cumin

APPLE-MOLASSES CRUMB CAKE: Serves 12
Breakfast or dessert? This cake serves either purpose equally well.

• 2-1/4 cups flour
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 2 teaspoons cinnamon
• 3/4 cup brown sugar
• 3/4 cup sugar
• 3/4 cup vegetable oil
• 1 egg, at room temperature
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/2 cup molasses
• 3/4 cup buttermilk, at room temperature
• 1-1/2 cups chopped tart apple
• 1/3 cup quick-cooking oats
• 1/2 cup chopped walnuts

To the remainder, add 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, oil, egg, baking soda, baking powder, molasses, buttermilk, and apple. Mix well. Pour into baking dish.

To the reserved 1/4 cup topping, add 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, oatmeal, and nuts. Stir to combine; sprinkle evenly over batter. Bake 30 minutes, until a tester inserted in the center comes out clean.

Caleries per serving: "Don't Ask!! Enjoy!!

So until next time, REMEMBER:  Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!....God Bless....

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